- If I was a murderer I'd be the Febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to like a cliff and then ask them what they smell and they'd be like "Omg ocean air and tulips" and then I'd rip off the blindfold and it would be a pile of my previous victims.
- If you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to any one legal system so you can't be prosecuted for their murder.
- Periods help you learn to get blood off things which is why you probably hear more stories of men caught with murder.
- Hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood.
- If you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because it would melt and there'd be no murder weapon.
- Do you ever just want to hold someone's face in your hands and stroke their cheeks and look into their eyes and then violently jerk their neck on a right angle and snap their neck?
Sunday, February 15, 2015
My Thoughts On Murder
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